Thursday, July 19, 2012

Advantages of Chemotherapy

Advantages of Chemo

Taking a little break from the beliefs topic, 
 to lighten it up a bit... Here is a list of all the advantages I can think of that Chemotherapy has to offer.....

  • Saves money on...
    • Canister of shaving cream and a safety razor with faces, arms and legs
    • Food (appetite diminished)
    • Shampoo
    • Conditioner
    • Hair spray and other 'products' for hair
    • Hair cuts
    • Hair coloring
    • Razors
    • Shaving cream
    • Water (shower/bath)
    • Electricity (hair-styling tools - dryer, iron, etc.)
    Bathtub that has the shower turned on located in a bathroom
  •  Saves time in...
    • Shower/bath - no shaving or shampooing
    • Styling, curling, spraying, coloring, or worrying about my hair





  • No worries about...
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    • Head lice
    • Gaining too much weight, unless taking steroids
    • People being rude - most seem pretty friendly and reluctant to argue with or aggravate me
    • Having a "bad hair" day
    • Hairy legs or armpits
    • Mosquitoes biting anyone else after biting me
  • Oh yah, it also kills cancer cells


I'm sure there are many more advantages of chemo.  What do you think?  

4 comments:

  1. You can also ride in a car with all the windows open and not have to worry about messed up hair or hair whipping into your face!

    Dianne Duffy

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  2. Oh yah! Great one! Nice to hear from you, Dianne. Thank you for your comment.
    Maggie McDee

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  3. You can blame your forgetfulness and memory loss on "chemo brain". :-)

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  4. Of course! I forgot about that one - I use it all the time. Thank you!

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